thevelosarahptor:

What’s beautiful about the insult “entry level anime nerd” is that every way you respond makes you sound worse. So it’s true that you’ve only seen a few mainstream anime? You are a WEAK nerd. You’ve actually seen a ton of cool obscure anime? You are a HUGE nerd. Into the locker.

baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

reallylameblog:

oh my GOD i can’t wait to hear about how many kids are caught jackin it in the theaters for 50 shades